1.The problem with falling in love with your best friend is that you can`t
talk to your best friend about it.
2.I like being the girl nobody can have.
3.I decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
4.I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
5.People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..
6.When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for
them?
7.My wife said I’m too immature and if I don’t grow up it’s going to erect a
barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect. 8.Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
9.Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
10.Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others
come into our lives & make us wanna
leave footprints on their face.